Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Facebook Funnies

I chuckle alot when I get on Facebook and read my feed. It seems there are always pretty much the same status updates, just different people. I have a feeling, your facebook reads like this too.

1. The person who post low info medical drama

"At ER now, prayers please"

"MRI Thursday, not looking good"

2. The person who post what they made for dinner

"Homemade meatloaf, green beans fresh from the garden, baked potatoes, and apple pie made from scratch"

(I would like to know what they ate for dinner the rest of the

3. The person who lets you know what they are doing all day

"Have to go do laundry"

"Picking up the dry cleaning right now"

4. The political person

"I am going to post tons of opinion pieces from biased sources to keep trying to get you to understand how stupid you are for having your own political beliefs and you will finally agree with me"

(okay, so that's not really what their status update says, but it should)

5. The person who makes their life sound like a fairytale

"My wonderful husband cleaned up after dinner, enjoying a glass of wine while sitting in the hot tub, staring at my new diamond is wonderful"

"I love my life, I have the most wonderful husband, car, dog, pet, house, kids etc"

6. The person who constantly post pictures of themselves trying to look sexy

Need I say more???

7. The person who never writes an original status update. It's always famous quotes or song lyrics

8. The person who always post about their sick kids and family

"Greyson has been pooping all day, now he just threw up"

"Everyone in the family has a virus, when will the diarrhea stop?"

Can you think of any others??


  1. That's exactly right. That is the reason I don't get on FB anymore. It's just a bunch of drama and uninteresting forwards. Another common FB update is the 12 year old kid who post vulgarities trying to sound cool. FB has turned into a stage for people who love any kind of attention. Even if its negative attention. I'm so over it.

  2. Too funny. I was just having this conversation with my friend! She asked me why I don't really check into my personal FB page anymore and it is for reasons #1,#3,#8 from your list (lol)

  3. OMGosh that is so funny! It's so true, too. I don't even have to check...I already know what my "friends" are going to be saying. (Gasp!) they probably think the same about me!!!!!!

  4. Thanks for following me. I am following you back! Cute Blog.
    Tiffany @ Wyatt Family Farm

  5. Hi there! New follower from Welcome Wednesday. Love this post! My husband and I call it "vague booking" when someone does the whole " the ER again, prayers please" kind of posts. lol My favorites are the people who quote bible verses, but you know in real life they DO NOT practice what they preach! Drop by if you get the chance, thanks!


  6. Hi! I'm one of the last people on the planet that's never had a facebook page. Happy to see that I'm not really missing out after all.

    Thanks for visiting me today. Now I'm following you.

    Enjoy the rest of the week! :)


  7. Thanks guys, Kimbereley you are right...I forgot the Bible verse people :o) lmbo

  8. Oh my god, this had me cracking up! I found you through the twitter hop and am now following you on twitter and GFC.

    Feel free to stop by and follow back :)

  9. These are soooo funny! I literally laughed out loud!! I think EVERYONE has these people on their facebook page!

  10. Ha, ha. So true. I try to wade through the normal stuff and look for something fun or new that's been posted on FB. Enjoyed your blog post!



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