Facebook Funnies Pt 3

Funny Facebook Statuses

1. I think our smart phones are trying to make us look dumb by auto-correcting wrong words into our text messages!


2. Onions: $3.00, Caramel: $2.00, Popsicle sticks: $1.00. Watching your friends bite into a caramel onion thinking it's an apple: beyond priceless.


3. Sometimes you just see a post and think " yup its your own fault"


 
4. "How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?" You don't understand how sex works, do you, Michael Bolton?
 



5. is I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.



 
6. Considering I’m broke, I wonder if she’ll let me be her sugar-free daddy
 
 
7. In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami