Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Facebook Funnies Pt.2

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1. The Global Warmer denier because it's cold outside


"Snow all this week, I guess there is no global warming afterall."


I have absolutely no opinion one way or the other on this issue. But it cracks me up when people think that because they look outside their own window and there is snow on the ground that means global warming doesn't exist. Global warming doesn't mean literally it will be 80 degrees outside everyday. It means wacky weather. And the data is pulled from decades of temperatures for the whole world, not just one week in one state lol.




2. The person who posts obsecure family drama


"I'm tired of certain people's crap, and they know who they are. I did not call CPS on you you lint picker"




3. The person who posts their amazing super productive day


"Just got done cooking homemade meal, washing all the clothes by hand, ran errands, built a Noah's Ark replica and wrote up a new peace treaty"




4. The check person


"Fixed dinner, check, gave kids bath check, cleaned up dinner check..." (you get the picture)




5. The 40 year old who uses net/text speak


"Hiii girlz, what's up? Had a great dayy yesterday, text me :):):)"




6. The person who posts their drunken party pictures the same day they post Bible verses





7. The people who post to everyone on fb as "facebookers"


"Good morning facebookers", "I'm going to bed for the night facebookers, see you tomorrow facebookers"




8. The person who acts like they are the first person ever in the world to be pregnant or get married and post endless posts and pictures about it.

facebook funnies pt 1

13 comments:

  1. On number 8, I always thought that was the person who embodied pride and was trying to cause lust, but instead makes us all want to puke.
    Have a great day!
    xoxo

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  2. LOL I have many people on my friends list that do all most all of these. I also have the one that vaguely talk about unhappy life events and when you ask them whats going on they say " nevermind, I dont want to talk about." WTF did you post about it then?

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  3. That is funny.


    Stopping by to say hello and to follow. You can visit me at http://poshonabudget.com/2011/02/happy-wednesday-3.html

    Have a great day!
    POSH!

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  4. I actually kind of enjoy the 3s and 4s. I lets me know what is going on in the lives of my friends. We SAHM moms do a lot ya know? :-) Now if they do it all the time it does get annoying.

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  5. I forgot one, and it's the one that I am guilty of.

    Making every status update about your baby.

    Sorry fb friends :)

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  6. I'm your newest follower from Queen of Swag's bloghop!
    www.hopealicious.blogspot.com
    Hope :)

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  7. This is so funny!

    I am already a follower but thought I'd drop it to say hi from Welcome Wednesday. Hope you'll stop by Mama days!
    http://littlemissemmylou.blogspot.com/

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  8. THAT.is.hilarious!I can name someone off of my friends list for each one of these. And....I'm probably guilty of some of them too. :/ I just said "check." yesterday! ugh. I'm one of them. ;)
    So glad I found your blog. Can't wait to see what else you have to say. I'm stopping by from Welcome Wed. blog hop and I would love for you to follow back, Staying Home and Staying Sane. http://southernfriedgreenmom.blogspot.com/

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  9. I LOVE Noah's ark LOL! I want to add that replica to my list of accomplishments too ;)
    You're awesome.

    I'm following from the hop.

    ecwrites.blogspot.com

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  10. haha on #3-too funny!! i hate #5 too-drives me crazy when they text me that way too!

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  11. I never know who's reading, so I'll just say I know a #8 and there were more photos of her than the baby, I think!! Vanity!!

    Thanks so much for joining my Weekend Bloggy Reading party. :) Have fun finding some new blog friends, and I hope you'll visit Serenity Now again soon! :)

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  12. Those "productive day" people sometimes get on my nerves too! I'm wondering, "And *what* did you do with your kids all day?" My day is productive if I care for and play with my four children! Homemade bread, well, if it happens it happens. (Like, maybe every other month?)

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  13. ha that was funny! Very entertaining to read... and yes I know many of these people! lol

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